Lionel Ritchie sent us another text adventure game, made this time with the collaboration of Muffie.

   

The Adventure

And this is what Lionel Ritchie said about his game:

I asked my friend Corongo from bau de jogos to submit an entry to the crap competition and he sent his masterpiece The Adventure, wich he made in the 1980s, and asked me to translate it. Muffie sent a craptacular piece of music to enhance the experience. The objective of the game is to BEAT THE GAME. To finish the challenge. To escape the game world. To discover what to do to beat it. It is some kind of transcendental experience, like BLUE ICE from psygnosis but with more crap and an impecable logic. Just type VERBS anytime to see all available commands. The prize should go for Corongo if you choose this humble piece of software art for the winrar os this competition.

 
The YouTube video will follow soon…
 

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Have you always liked Tetris but you felt it too difficult for your skills ? Vampier has just answered your prayers.

   

One Line Tetris

One Line Tetris is an easy game… so easy it just require to push one single button per time; You’ll play this game for hours and hours (since you cannot lose at this game) and you’ll be glad to find again all the happiness of playing a puzzle game without the angry for having missed a “Tetris” combo.

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Michael Jackson has just passed away, and we already have a crapibute (AKA a Crap Tribute) made by Vampier.

   

Michael Jackson Apple Catcher

Overall it’s a very good crap game… not as crap as the MSX conversion of “Moonwalker” but you can’t always get everything from life;

Vampier didn’t cared about sending some instructions to explain how his game works, so we’ll have to guess the purpose of this game by ourselves: move MJ (that’s Mikhael, not the now-defunct Michael) on the left and on the right with the cursor keys, trying to catch the apples that are falling from the trees (one per time, that’s more than enough).

I guess that a lot of people will enjoy this game, especially Lionel Ritchie’s family since Vampier is the very first contestant that doesn’t want to kill them. Much appreciated.

Lionel Ritchie Family Portrait

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Hooray! Daniel Vik has been the first to enter this competition; his entry is called Columbia Space Run and is a arcade game where you’ll have to guide your personal space shuttle through storms of meteorites and broken satellites.

   

Columbia Space Run

And here is what he said about this game:

This game is an objective to run to Mars. The start is on the planet Earth and by six different episodes; you will be a pilot to make it there. Each episode gives you a challenge to navigate through obstacles that the objective is to avoid. When you collide, your ship looses momentum but you may be able to rescue the ship from falling off the edge.
After each episode, you will not hide from the enemies but catch them. Then you
gain power that you use to fail as well as to land the ship. At the last episode, you land the ship by turning and give boosts of speed that comes from the powers you have collected at the power plays.

If you want we have just added a short video of this game in action on YouTube:

Just remember to have a joystick plugged into port 1, and you’re set to go

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